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The Experts Respond:

> Sonic the Hedgehog
	Yo yo yo, I be the only lord of the rings in this heezy!

> Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Esq.

You'll never escape, hip hop hero!

> Parappa the Rapper

Don't be steppin' on my turf, playa hatas.

> Albert Einstein

16 tickets, you must have 4 square friends.

>Lucca Ashtear

Al, we need to get you out more often. Why don't you come with me to see Lord of the Rings? From what I gather, it should be BEYOND ALL EXPECTATIONS.

> Parappa the Rapper

A movie date? Woo!

> Tron Bonne

But you're 16, and he's dead!

> Sadi Carnot

'ey dere, cherie. You would like in on ze deceased action, non? We could go on ze double date, what do you say?

> Tron Bonne

Dead French guys are so cute!

> Albert Einstein

Besides, Tron, age is just relative.

> Rush, the Wonder Dog

Al, of all the things you were, "humorist" wasn't one of them.

> Speaker
	I have 16 tickets for Lord Of The Rings, opening night... can it possibly live up to my expectations, or should i start crying now?

> Parappa the Rapper
	Don't be steppin' on my turf, playa hatas.

> Albert Einstein
	16 tickets, you must have 4 square friends.

>Lucca Ashtear
	Al, we need to get you out more often. Why don't you come with me to see Lord of the Rings? From what I gather, it should be BEYOND ALL EXPECTATIONS.

> Sadi Carnot
	'ey dere, cherie. You would like in on ze deceased action, non? We could go on ze double date, what do you say?

> Rush, the Wonder Dog
	Al, of all the things you were, "humorist" wasn't one of them.